I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
don't judge my taste in strippers
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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