did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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