I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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