So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
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He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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