don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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