when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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