Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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