There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
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She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
ok first of all what the fuck
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