Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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