For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
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dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
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It's not a walk of shame if you run
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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