Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize