if you like me you must not know who I am
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
