You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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