too bad you live with your parents still
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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