i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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