Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
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You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
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I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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