Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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She told me I should be a condom model.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
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Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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