I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
he wants to bone in the snuggie
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
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last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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