its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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