Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
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Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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