i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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