its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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