Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
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This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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