Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
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My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
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It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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