she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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