Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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