have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
party gras won. party gras always wins.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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