I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
