I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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