New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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