Jerry, you need to find god
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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