I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You can't just leave with hair like that
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
