yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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