Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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