if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
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I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
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Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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