New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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