You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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