If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Randomize
