You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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