whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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