You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
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are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
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Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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