Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
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If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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