He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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