we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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