the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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