You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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