so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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