He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
nutella sex= disaster
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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