id be glad to
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
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I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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