I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
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I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
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I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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