I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
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please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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