marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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