butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
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My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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