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Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
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