I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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