Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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