i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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