are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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