dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
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If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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