butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
At least make sure they are 18
Why
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
